an empty place v3.5

Typical day at work

Maxxx Orbison: Look, I get a lot of people auditioning all the time. What makes you think that you'd be good enough for porno?
Sancho: I am Sancho.

-- Orgazmo

I just had to share this conversation I had with a co-worker of mine; that sits about twenty feet behind me. I've changed the names to throw off my co-worker in case he thought I was showing the world the conversation he and I just had. It isn't you Ron, this came from a conversation with someone else.

[15:29] Sancho: Hey, you ready to meet with [mutual supervisor] in the morning?
[15:30] Sancho: How's little Rufus doing BTW?
[15:33] Coworker: not really ready, but hopefully our conversation will help. Rufus is doing well - although we have some eating issues we have to work out. Otherwise he's a very calm, sweet little dude.
[15:33] Sancho: Well, you guys just have to remember, he eats like normal people: in the mouth, out the butt.
[15:34] Coworker: damn, I thought we might be approaching it from the wrong end...
[15:35] Sancho: maybe, here's a tip: gurgling is not always a good thing
[15:35] Coworker: how come?
[15:36] Sancho: well, my kids didn't come with the usual set of gills, I've written the manufacturer about it and many other things, but they have been nonresponsive. 'nother tip: don't threaten to put the kid back
[15:37] Coworker: they don't buy it, do they?
[15:37] Sancho: that one's a really hard sell
[15:43] Coworker: probably for the wife too
[15:45] Sancho: The real kicker is when she catches you eyeballing the dimensions of the return package to the male slot
[15:50] Coworker: I don't think the math exists to make that return work
[15:52] Sancho: damn, maybe that's how my taxes got screwed up

thwapp! Their aim is getting better.

posted by Bang Zap Boom @ 3:04 PM