Coming down
You've got to press it on you
You'll just be thinking
That's what you do, baby
Hold it down, DARE
-- Gorillaz "Dare"
This cold/pain in the brain/flu thing I've had this past week is finally starting to subside. Monday I had a bit of a sore throat and felt kinda run down but I figured it was because what little sleep I'd gotten last weekend was spent with my mouth agape. It happens. Because I worked through the whole deal some of my colleagues think I was contagious and may have passed it on to them. Well, I probably was, but according to many sources (google it you lazy bum) the contagious period extends to a week following. So, even if I took a day off it really wouldn't have mattered.
Yesterday, I headed to the store for more snot rags when I noticed the sign to the spa next door: Couples Massage $70/Person Is it customary to go Dutch on a couples massage? If so, why not just call it a buddy massage? Or, non-solo massage (as opposed to the Han Solo massage, which is much different)? Come on now, they didn't say "Massage" or "Orgy Massage." Couples Massage kind of implies two people.
Why doesn't the grocery store have facial tissue next to the cold medicine?
Yesterday, I headed to the store for more snot rags when I noticed the sign to the spa next door: Couples Massage $70/Person Is it customary to go Dutch on a couples massage? If so, why not just call it a buddy massage? Or, non-solo massage (as opposed to the Han Solo massage, which is much different)? Come on now, they didn't say "Massage" or "Orgy Massage." Couples Massage kind of implies two people.
Why doesn't the grocery store have facial tissue next to the cold medicine?
posted by Bang Zap Boom @ 12:22 PM
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